Admittedly, the clientele of The Green Man Festival 2007 was ovewhelmingly middle-class. But it was also one of the few festivals where there was no strong police presence.

We only got told to leave the Green Man Cafe one night because we smoked. And apart from the stoned Welsh hillbilies who spoke loudly (in Welsh) during Robert Plant's performance, and braying Sloanies who couldn't shut up during the gigs because they were so coked up, we had no trouble whatsoever.

So it wasn't Glastonbury.

So what.